Fic Rush: the two-day ficathon

It's tricky. There was a chameleon circuit involved and I regenerated. So I am probably the same age...ish...physically. Obviously, I am now so mentally mature that it takes a great effort to lower myself to the level of a normal human being. Also I have no idea when my birthdak is anymore, so now I get all sad and pouty and have to go sulk for a while whenever I see cake.

Come to think of it, why don't they ever do that on the show? Just turn someone into a Time Lord long enough to regenerate.

I would not want my fish to smell like any of those things.