*casts bottle onto waves*

[lolmac]

Well, um, so here we are, fic_rush is about to start, and my internets are all broke.  I think there are too many cats, or too few.

With luck, I will have internet access again some time tomorrow morning.  Until then, your Queen Mod is stranded on a desert island, or possibly locked up incommunicado.  Really, folks, that's taking the usurpation imperative a bit far, donchathink?

I had intended to declare this the Terry Pratchett Memorial Round (for those of you who have not yet read any Terry Pratchett and will have to remember things that haven't happened yet, don't worry, that works too).  So, in my absence, please carry on?

(And how am I posting this, some smartass is sure to say?  I'm still at work.  I do not plan to stay here all night.)